If one day = a thousand years to God and Satan, they must live in uber slow motion. I wonder how long it takes them to finish sentences even?
G: "Ssssssaaaaaaaattttaaaaaaannnnnnn, gggeeeeetttt uuuuuuurrrrrrrr aaaaaasssssssssssssss oooooouuuuutttaaaaa Hhheeeeeaaaavvvveeennn."
(pause for several years)
S: "Iiiiiii ttthhiiiiiinnnkkk Iiiii' llllllll jjjjjjjuuuuuusssssttt gggooooo dddddooooooowwwwwnnnnnnn ttthhheeeeeerrrrreee nnnnn cccccaaaaauuuuuuusssseee ssssssssoooommmmmeeeeee ttttttrrrrrrrrooooooooouuuuuuuubbbbbbblllllleee tttthhhhheeeeennn LLLLooooooLLLL"
G: "yyyyaaaaaa uuuuurrrrrrr cccccccaaassssssssttt oooooouuuuuuutt!"
(pause for another bazillion years while Satan starts world wars and whatnot, GT, Armageddon)
G: "uuuuurrr in the dungeon dude!"
S: "brb"