A Love Story

by cruzanheart 6 Replies latest social humour

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  cruzanheart

  A Love Story
  I will seek and find you . . .
  I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .
  I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
  I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
  I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
  And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
  All my love,
  The Flu
  
  Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot Nina
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  Gretchen956

  roflmfao!!!! Nina this is too funny!

  Sherry
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  HappyDad

  Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.......Cruzan.........

  The ending was bad!

  Just when I finished sending an email to the new lady in my life............your post got me real excited about her.

  Then when the climax ending came, nothing but dissapointment.

  How can I explain this to her?

  HappyDad
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  Billygoat

  LMAO! Nina, you are too much!
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  Sad emo

  I just sent that to someone who needs cheering up!
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  xjwms

  The only shot I like comes out of a bottle. 80 proof
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  mrsjones5

  lol I just sent that to my husband on his blackberry