I heard the best JW joke today. My wife was laughing long before she told me the punch line. Here it goes: A young lady goes to a beauty shop to get a haircut. She tells the Beautician; what ever you do, do not take my earphones off. The beautician say’s OK and starts the haircut. The young lady falls asleep and the Beautician thinks what the heck and takes the ear phone off knowing she could give the young lady a much better hair cut with them off. Thinking the lady will never know because she is sleeping. A short time later the young lady falls over dead. The beautician could not believe it. The young lady look health enough so she picks up the ear phones and she put them to her ear and hears: “What ever we say is always true, Breath in breath out, if the Society tells you your left hand is your right then it is, Breath in breath out.”
So the Beautician takes the tape out of the recorder and on the front of the tape it say’s Published by the Watchtower and Tract Society.