Here is my XJW poem, inspired by a thread from a few days ago.
Watchtower Hypocrisy
You stand on the corner with your Watchtower and Awake,
all dressed prim and proper, your smiles are so fake.
You hand out your books and magazines galore,
While your Watchtower organization became the UN's whore
You say the Trinity is wrong and there's no burning Hell,
You deny blood transfusions that could make people well
Against the Elders orders, you decide to take blood,
While back at the Hall, your name is made mud.
You say its wrong to buy a 2 door car,
But make sure Budweiser is stocked in the bar
Christmas and birthdays were lost altogether,
thanks to your corrupt bible all bound in fake leather.
You say it is wrong to join the US Navy,
What does Rand-Cam make? Missiles or gravy?
You finger and you point out Christendoms flaws,
While pedohiles run free through your Kingdom Halls
You say you are a humble organization, but how can that be?
A billion dollars a year, and the magazines are free.
You would deny your kids a college education,
While screaming "religious freedom" through the courts of our nation.
You say the New World Translattion is the only correct bible,
But from the deaths of countless children you say you're not liable.
You filled my head with anxiety and fear,
By telling me daily Armageddon is near.
You rip families apart and tear them asunder,
while refusing to admit to a very major blunder.
You said 1914 and 1975 were true,
Now who's the false prophet, Christendom or you?
You call Apostates wrong and say they're all liars,
But for all your false doctrine, your still searching for buyers.
You say its wrong to vote, or even be political,
When we catch you in your lies, you say we're just cynical.
You said it would be wrong to plan a career,
but when your donations flow in,you grin ear to ear.
You are awaiting the destruction of Babylon the Great,
While preaching your false doctrine of lies and hate.
You sing your kingdom melodies, what a naseaous tone
I've heard better music in a funeral home!
Your membership is dropping and your contributions are down,
may your organization collapse and your false doctrines drown.
You said my dear Mom would die before my eyes,
Its now 2005, go wallow in your lies.
I will add more verses when I can think of them.
