Did you ever hear this ?

by mouthy 3 Replies latest social humour

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    Sang to the tune of Sweet Violets> by Dale Baker ( do sing it though!!!

    There once was an elder who stood at my door,
    He said I was wicked ,my wife was a -()
    apostate& both of us might just as well

    resign from the Watchtower & go straight to- ()
    bed without dinner for doubting their word,
    that everything God said was written-in the
    Watchtower an Awake
    5 cents a copy...
    If you don't believe it you surely will die,
    Don't miss an Issue of the Watchtower an' Awake

    I've gone to the meetings since I was a lad
    but t'wasn't till later I learned I'd been-()
    spending my life in a rat-race of works.
    thinking that all other Christians were -()
    very nice people,though in Satan's power
    who'd only be saved if they'd just read

    The Watchtower an Awake
    4 bits a copy
    Thank Jimmy Swaggert we now give em free,
    We pay no taxes on Watchtower an Awake

    In seventy-five,they expected the end
    A promise so certain that we should de-()
    lay all our pleasures & put life on hold
    forget about pensions,we'd never get-()
    weary of preaching,'cause we knew for sure.
    that what confided they'd put in the

    Watchtower an Awake
    Announcing God's Kingdom
    If it's revised ,we'll keep you advised
    Keep up to date with the Watchtower an' Awake

    In Seventy nine some in Brooklyn did get
    in trouble for reading& not knowing- ()
    that it was bad to read Bibles at home
    For soon you'd rabid & your mouth would -()
    start telling others the facts from God's word,
    instead of the present truth found in the

    Watchtower an Awake
    Read every issue
    Don't critize what you read with your eyes
    Keep in lock-step with the Watchtower An Awake...

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  • BrendaCloutier
    BrendaCloutier

    That was great! No I hadn't heard it. Fun.

    Tx Granny Grace

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  • ButtLight
    ButtLight

    I never heard it either, but it was funny!

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  • skyman
    skyman

    Good poem. First time I have heard it.

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