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New and Improved ACTIVE FORCE!
by Nate Merit 6 Replies latest jw friends
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Nate Merit
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AlmostAtheist
I'm sorry to say this here, but I couldn't find a number on my "active force" package...
How do I get a refund?!?!?
Thanks for your help,
Dave of the "dissatisfied customer" class
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DanTheMan
Maybe it's just because I'm tired, but that cracked me up!
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Nate Merit
Dood, you get your REFUND in the NEW WORLD. Or heaven, if you're anointed.
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Nate Merit
No man, I'm the most brillianr humorist to ever wield a keyboard.
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Nate Merit
so solly me no speaky engrish