by startingover 2 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Yes, it's true.
I have been touched by his noodly appendage!
I now feel the need to associate myself with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I also feel the need to spread the word, Yes, it is time to emancipate yourself from mental slavery and discover the truth about our creation. Look here http://www.venganza.org/ and you to may be touched by his noodly appendage.
We even have our own discussion board just like JWD
and it came to pass in the 28th year of king josh's reign, that he became as a god, and he went forth into the lands of the flying spagetti monster, and he did crush the flying spagetti monster with his giant munchies. amen. i have had a revelation!
and the lord jesus was walking through the fields during the harvest time. and the owner, a certain widow of pleasant proportions, came unto our lord and said: behold this plate of spagetti and meatballs! and our lord jesus said unto to his disciples: "behold this widow has given more to our munchies than all the expensive restaurants in all of galilee." and the lord went on eating spagetti and meat balls with this certain widow, the maker of spagetti and meat balls, 40 days and 39 nights. praise.
tetragod
Tetragod,
Because of your great ability in answering prayers, I was on the edge of accepting you as the divine,..that is until you told Richie to cross your crotch 3 times. Just a little bit too much like the Catholics for me.
