What do you think is the most ridiculous teaching of the Watchtower?

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  • garybuss
    garybuss

    What do you think is the most ridiculous teaching of the Watchtower?That God owns and uses a book printing business in the United States and uses the governing body of the printing company as his channel. That's hilarious!

  • metatron
    metatron

    Armageddon is soon, any day now.

    How much more ridiculous can it get? They've been preaching this for 120 years. How long does it take to finally conclude

    that they are false prophets? How many canceled visits by the cable guy or a plumber, scheduled to come to your house,

    would convince you that they couldn't be trusted?

    metatron

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    That Jehovah's Witnesses are the locusts in Revelation who are going to devour the land.

  • Goldminer
    Goldminer

    The faithful and discreet slave.

    I used to think that they used this in a figurative sense but then it occured to me they use it literally!!!! You've got to be kidding! And people believe it!!!

    Goldminer

  • jaffacake
    jaffacake

    ..that the mention of a faithful servant in a parable referred to the appointment, 2,000 years later, of a human organisation.

    ..and that for some reason the appointment was made to the only religion on earth with a 100% prediction failure rate, and which has gradually abandoned every last scrap of the "spiritual food" which they say earned them the appointment in the first place.

  • Mary
    Mary

    It's a toss up......either:

    According to the Revelation book, the 24 Elders represent the 144,000 while they're communicating with the annointed here on earth or;

    The bible was only written for 144,000 people.

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