While in bed with her lover a woman hears her husband opening the front door. "Hurry" she says to her lover. " Stand in the corner", she quickly rubs baby oil all over him before dusting him down with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you to, just pretend you're a statue"
Her husband enters the room "Whats this honey?"
"Oh its just a staue " she replies, "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I thought I'd buy one too".
No more was said about the statue, around 2am the husband gets out of bed goes to the kitchen and returns with a sandwich and milk.
"Here" he says to the 'statue' and hands over the food "You had better eat something, I stood like an idiot at the Smiths house for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water."
Lets lighten the mood!
by Angharad 2 Replies latest jw friends
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Angharad
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waiting
Hey Ang,
You tell better jokes than Simon (he seems somewhat more civil) - is that the Welsh in you?
From COMF over at H20:
Do not follow me, for I may not lead.
Do not lead me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either.
Just leave me the hell alone.waiting
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Angharad
Thats me - common as muck!