How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb???

BrendaCloutier

Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Afghan:
Light bulb? What light bulb?

Beagle:
Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?

Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?

Border Collie:
Just One. And then I'll replace all the wiring that's not up to code.

Malamute:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Dachshund:
You know I can't reach the stupid lamp.

Rottweiler:
Make Me.

Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab:
Oh, Me, Me!!!! PLEEEEEEZE Let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? PLEEEEEEEZE, Please, Please?!?

Irish Wolfhound
Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

German Shepard:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I am bouncing off the walls and the furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, I don't see a light bulb?

Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua:
Yo Quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...

Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepard:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collies ear, and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Shitzu:
Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.

THE CAT:
* Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the real question is how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF...