The superiority of WTBTS education

by truthseeker 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • truthseeker
    truthseeker

    What does the Watchtower teach you? (Does not include skills learnt at Bethel)

    Let's see...

    1) How to be a public speaker

    2) How to get around conversation stoppers

    3) How to use theocratic warfare

    4) How to be a magazine salesmen

    5) Basic foreign language skills (if you are interested in serving in a foreign langauge congregation)

    What does the Watchtower not teach you? Add to the list below if you like! It's quite evident that WT education wouldn't even get you past Kindergarten.

    1) Critical thinking

    2) Analytical skills

    3) History

    4) Sociology

    5) Anthropology

    6) Astronomy

    7) Electronic and Electrical Engineering

    8) Physics

    9) Nursing

    10) Medical Billing

    11) World Religions

    12) English Langauge and Literature

    13) Philosophy!

    14) Anthropology

    15) Nuclear Medicine

    16) Accounting

    17) Sports Science

    18) Microsoft Office

    19) Media studies

    20) Journalism

    21) Dental Assistant

    22) Vetinerary studies

    23) Horticulture

    24) Equestrian studies

    25) Forestry

    26) Agrigulture

    27) Quantum Mechanics

    28) Aeronautical Engineering

    29) Geology

    30) Geography

    31) Earth Science

    32) Enviromental studies

    33) Chemistry

    34) Biotechnology

    35) Molecular Biology

    36) MCSE / MCDA / MCP / Networking

    37) CISCO / Perl, Java, C++, Visual Basic.net, VB, Oracle, Javascript, Cobol, Web Design

    38) Speech & Langauge studies

    39) Sports studies

    40) Welding

    41) Cosmetology

    42) Exobiology

    43) Zoology 44) Hairdressing 45) Astronaut 46) Dentistry 47) Midwifery 48) Occupational Therapist 49) Paramedic 50) Sonography 51) Radiology 52) Professor 53) Teacher 54) Gynecologist

    And the list goes on...........

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free

    You forgot one. The Watchtower teaches us to wash our hands after we shit. Where else can we get such fine instruction?

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/102273/1.ashx

    But more than anything, they taught me how to hate, which is something I never did pre-jw. They taught me that everything was evil, except for them, so I eagerly awaited the destruction of all "worldly" people.

    "Worldly" people taught me how to overcome my watchtower-induced hatred and anger.

    W

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Well then, since i was an ardent* within the wt educational institution, i should be able to put on my best cheap polyester suit and walk into any university, office in any corporate building, multinational, bank and instantly get a high paying job.

    *yes, i used an adjective as a noun, i'm bad

    S

  • Honesty
    Honesty
    What does the Watchtower not teach you?

    To love your neighbor as yourself.

  • GoingGoingGone
    GoingGoingGone

    Unconditional love - never.

    GGG

  • Why Georgia
    Why Georgia

    I almost threw up in my mouth when I read the title...then I realized it was a joke!

    The WTS teaches little children and adults how to read a little paper booklet and recite it verbatum when called upon....what a skill!

    WG

  • daniel-p
    daniel-p

    Well, I can honestly say I have learned a great deal about public speaking and communication skills from the WTS. These particular skills are in short supply in the world in general.

  • Spectre
    Spectre

    I think that window washing skills are somehow subliminally put into Awake magazines. I've never had a job as one but I sure can get a window sparkly clean.

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