Does anyone have.....

by Legolas 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • Legolas
    Legolas

    A good message recorded for their Answering Machine?

    When I was a teenager I would sometimes answer the phone...Hello! The house of the lord...God speaking!....LOL my dad would get so ticked at me!!!

  • Jordan
    Jordan

    No, mines just the standard message, i'm too lazy to change it...

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    City morgue... you stab'em we slab'em

    Grand Central Station (For days when a lot is going on at home)

    City morgue... you kill'em we chill'em

    Hello, may I speak with John? (This is great when you get someone with a short attention span... they get confused as to whether they called you or you called them)

  • Jordan
    Jordan

    Ooh, i might use one of those city morgue ones...

  • Legolas
    Legolas
    Hello, may I speak with John? (This is great when you get someone with a short attention span... they get confused as to whether they called you or you called them)

    LMAO

    Jordan...It's not me on ours either, it is just the machine!

  • arwen
    arwen

    Are you looking for a funny answer for the machine to play or a serious message...I have heard some pretty crazy ones over the years with my kids.

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