Yes. It's true. I have a deep dark secret. *Sniff* Oh the pain..the pain. Nobody knows the sin and shame...woe is me.
I CAN'T FREAKING STAND FUNDAMENTALISM!
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Rescuing the Bible from Fundamentalism : A Bishop Rethinks the Meaning of Scripture (Paperback)
by John Shelby Spong "Sex drove me to the Bible!..." ( more )
SIPs: biblical ignorance , inerrant word , birth tradition , birth narratives
CAPs: Jesus of Nazareth , Fourth Gospel , New Testament , Hebrew Scriptures , Holy Scripture ( more ) 
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 This Book Is The CURE!, November 27, 2005
This is extremely important in today's world when an ever-growing angry mob of Bible-thumping bigots seek to chase science out of our classrooms and replace it with fundamentalist religion under the guise of "intelligent design" or the oxymoronic "scientific creation." Having once been a fundamentalist minister of the Evangelical Church Alliance, I know all too well how these people "think" (not very often and very poorly when they occasionally do), and what their agenda really is. For those of you who feel safe and smug that such medieval throwbacks will never succeed, think again. These nut jobs are already succeeding on the grassroots level. They have already convinced EIGHTY PERCENT of the American public that humans are the Special Creation of God, and they are the majority now on most school boards across the country. These people follow a theology that until recently was called "Dominion theology" but is now known by other less obvious terms. Just as the creationists tried to hide what they were really up to by changing the name of their pseudo science to "intelligent design." Dominion Theology breeds the desire to conquer the nation and the world for "Jesus" and enforce the barbaric laws of the Old Testament on all of us. Lunatics such as Pat Robertson (Who was a Presidential candidate not that long ago) smack their lips and salivate at the prospect of Power, power to slap you around, torture you, kill you, in the name of their fiendish god. Fundamentalists are THE BORG! "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated." Fundamentalists WILL NOT REST until they have once again subsumed the world back into the darkness of their willful and savage ignorance. Are you, the reader, aware of what the world was like the last time Bible-believing screwballs were in charge? We call that foul period in Western history The Dark Ages. Fundiots wish to plunge the Western world back into those charming times when anything that couldn't be backed up by Book, Chapter, and Verse was an invitation to torture and murder. Fundiots are so insecure in an uncertain world, they will do and say almost anything to silence those who keep intruding into their cozy little religious delusion with science and facts. They need their Invisible Friend the same way you and I needed Santa Claus when we were credulous children. You and I grew out of it, these sorry excuses for humans never did. Instead, they merely inflated Santa to infinity and renamed him God. This book lets the air out of all the huff and puff these metaphysical quacks keep spouting. If your fundiot tormentor is someone at work, in your family, on your local school board, or anywhere else, you NEED this book to throw the light on the darkness of their minds. Watch them and laugh as they puff up in impotent rage. See clearly who and what they really are when you behold your death in their eyes as you explode their fantastic claims with Book, Chapter, and Verse. (Thoughtfully provided for us by Bishop Spong) Bible fundiots are dangerously delusional. They murder gays and bomb abortion clinics, and they have threatened the life of Bishop Spong on many occasions. For all their talk of "Jesus loves you" and "Have a nice eternity" these people are nonetheless potential terrorists and murderers every bit as psychotic as their Muslim counterparts. The only difference is that most of the fundamentalist kooks in our midst have not yet had their buttons pushed in the right combination to set them all off on a Killing Spree For Jesus. Give up and let these people take over and you can kiss your rights and modern world bye-bye. ARM yourself so you can effectively expose these people as the delusional liars they really are. Inoculate your children against the mental virus of fundamentalism, whether Christian or Jewish. Amuse yourself by observing what the ruckus is all about; a silly collection of boring, primitive ravings with no more claim to authority than the knife or gun the fundamentalist cracker is willing to use to force you to submit. Rescuing The Bible From Fundamentalism should be in every home in the United States of America. It should be left in every motel and hotel room across this great nation of ours, right next to the very Bible it exposes. |
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