Do you have jw radar?

by coffee_black 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • coffee_black
    coffee_black

    I do.... I have a weird sort of radar.... I'm out of my normal stomping grounds because I am helping to set up for our company Christmas party.... I stopped for lunch because I am early...and at the restaurant a group walked in...3 women in heavy coats, all wearing skirts...and one guy dressed in a suit and tie. One woman was older, one middle aged...both white...and one younger (early 20s) black woman. The guy was mid 30s...could have been on the cover of a watchtower. I knew before I heard them talking that they were jws....

    Coffee

  • Honesty
    Honesty

    The cult's entire foundation is based on appearances. That's why I can sense a dub in less than 10 seconds if one is within eyesight.

  • sf
    sf

    Yes. They have a distinctive odor. And look in their eyes. Kind of zombie-like. Other times they look like they wish you were dead already.

    If you put them in a cage, it would be interesting to observe. Oh wait...they ARE in A Cage. My bad!

    sKally

  • anewme
    anewme

    Me too! Its funny, just Tuesday I was with my husband in a city 30 miles away. We were parked in our van about to get out and shop when an older Volvo drove up and parked. Three adults, an older married couple, accompanied by a younger middle age spinster. All wore longer skirts, practical shoes, the man wore a suit and tie. But all had that thrift shop crumpled look. They were heading into a coffee shop. I checked my watch it was 10am. I figured they were pioneers taking their coffee break. Lets see how long they take?
    I said to my husband, "Look, those three are witnesses."
    I no sooner spoke those words when the younger woman quickly whipped out a small handbill and offered it to another woman walking by to her car.
    "Uh oh" acknowledged hubby.

    As I sat in the van waiting for hubby to return I watched them enter the coffee shop. I made a note of the time and counted the minutes of their break. We'll see what kind of pioneers they are!!!!
    I would forgive 10-15 minutes and allow them to keep their time going after all she did place the handbill.

    I also rehearsed a lie if they should approach my car on their way back to their car.

    Ten, eleven, twelve minutes....and they emerge with their coffee.
    I check my hair and rehearse my lines.

    But they went right to their car and got in....under 15 minutes at the coffee shop. Ok, thats fine to me.
    Every employer ought to give you at least a 15 minute break and they may have started early at 7 am.
    They looked like the dedicated type.

    Yeah, I can spot them!

    (laughing)

Share this

Google+
Pinterest
Reddit