A Christmas Ode to Fred Franz (to the tune of Rudoplh)

To the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (with apologies to Robert May and Johnny Marks)

Russell was stupid.
Rutherford was blitzin'.
Some GB members,
Thought young boys were vixens.
But do you recall...
The most whacked-out J-dub of all?

Fred Franz, the Watchtower Prophet,
Told us everything he knows!
And if you carefully read it,
The laughter just grows and grows!

All of the evil apostates,
still laugh and call him names!
They just won't let poor Freddy
Get away with his Bible games!

But every once in a blue moon,
A Witness comes by to say,
"Apostates, you've known from your youth,"
"Only the Watchtower has The Truth!"

We all laugh and cry "Idiot!"
"Sell crazy elsewhere, we're full!"
Then LadyLee reminds us,
we all once bought that bull!

LOL, Almost. Nicely done!

I liked it so much, I decided to write my own Christmas song...

(To the tune of "The Christmas Song," as sung by Nat King Cole)

Wingnuts knocking on your door this morn

A guy with a Watchtower magazine

Yep it’s Christmas, and as sure as your borrrrrn

The Jay Dubs try to horn in on your scene

Everybody knows a fir tree and some mistletoe

Are signs that Satan is your god

It seems any day Armageddon will blowwww

And we pagans will be reduced to sod

You know there’s a putter ‘gainst the walllll

You’d like to glance it off his skulllll

And all the carolers who do pass

Will see you kick this Jay Dub’s assssss

And so, I’m offering this simple phrase

To Dubs from one to ninety-four

We don’t care about your mind cult wayyyys

Merry Christmas, and stay away from my doorrrr.

>> We don’t care about your mind cult wayyyys
>> Merry Christmas, and stay away from my doorrrr.

Excellent! We need to make a CD!

Dave

my, my.... we *do* have some very talented people here!!

Hey Ian! You up for recording a few Christmas songs for us? :-)

Dave