Actual Instruction Labels

by SWALKER 8 Replies latest social humour

  • SWALKER
    SWALKER

    Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!!!) On a bar of Dial Soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?) (Whose body?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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  • AuldSoul
    AuldSoul

    Ah-hah-ahah-hahaaa! That is funny.

    It makes you wonder how litigious our world has really become when THAT is a major concern of a blowdryer marketeer. LOL, thanks SWALKER.

    AuldSoul

  • SWALKER
    SWALKER

    Sorry, I couldn't get it to post correctly...

    Swalker

  • bebu
    bebu

    Thanks! Those were ones I hadn't heard before (most of them, anyway). I loved the comments.

    bebu

  • AuldSoul
    AuldSoul

    On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) I would tell you, SWALKER, but I'm not sure you're heart could take it!

  • SWALKER
    SWALKER

    AS...if you know something we don't, please enlighten us...don't keep us in suspense!!!

    Swalker

  • AuldSoul
    AuldSoul

    All I'm saying is "Razor Play," anything else your mind does with that comment in this context is probably something you haven't tried yet...lol

  • SWALKER
    SWALKER

    hehehe!!!

    Swalker

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