I'm sorry to inform you Mrs. Johnson, but.....you've got 'governing body'

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Mrs. Johnson, our team has been working on your case for a number of weeks. The money disappearing from your bank account, the constant confusion about 'Watchtower teachings', such as the shifting understanding of the 1914 generation, the JW.org logo that seems seems to appear in the strangest places, the singing cart song that you can't get out of your head. Our experts have finally come to the conclusion that
You've got 'Governing Body'.
Zoos

Symptoms may include, but are not limited to:
Nausea
Vomiting
Diarrhea
Irritability
Confusion
Suicidal thoughts
Panic attacks
Trembling
Rage
Sleeplessness
Uncontrolled sobbing
... and feeling a desperate need to run like hell.
Listener

We've got to find a cure.
millie210

Or maybe a vaccine!
Muddy Waters

- arrogant disposition
- sinister smile
- delusions of grandeur
- isolation from society
- god complex
- ...?
Crazyguy

A blood transfusion will fix it because you'll take on the personality of the one you got the blood from.
stuckinarut2

Yes crazy guy!
I forgot that old gem that the org used to say!!
MissFit

You just need to find your "old personality". The new one is defective.
Loss of listening skills.
Increase of selective hearing.
Brokeback Watchtower

Good diagnosis, do they also show a fear of strangers, critical thinking, and extreme avoidance of tight pants, then we can categorize it as the AM3, and rubber face Lett syndrome. Also does the smell of burnt hot dogs remind them of doing sacred service?