Late last night I was driving up a major highway with three lanes going north. At one point three "clever" people decided it would be fun to all line up across the three lanes and slow down. They managed to bring the flow to traffic down from 70 mph to 45 mph for about 5 minutes. Oh how clever.
Ok, so I can handle that. Everyone just slowed down and waited while these morons got their cheap jollies.
I'm about five cars behind these amazingly clever jokesters when some guy in a full-size truck pulls up behind me. Apparently the poor guy was suffering from a sever case of testosterone poisoning and began tailgating me honking and flashing his bights at me while swerving back and forth aggressively.
The poor guy obviously was a bit touched in the head as he not understand that the laws of physics prevented me from driving over or through the five other cars in front of me.
Being the better man, I was not going to try to agitate him so I just opened my sunroof and made a polite gesture to let him know that I thought he was #1. I ensured he had the opportunity to see my kind gesture until he finally gave up and another full-size truck immediately took his place. The new guy started the same thing again... flashing his bights and making the most aggressive maneuvers one can while only going 45 mph.
Once again, I ensured I was the better man and made the polite gesture for this new guy too. After all I would not want him to feel left out.
Poor guys... I wish I knew some way to help them with their sever testosterone poisoning.