Daily conspiracy fix 1/18/06

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A ragtag bunch of Islamic extremists living in caves did this right? They sure are a sophisticated bunch!
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First they pulled these little "machettes" out and started swinging. It was horrifying.
There wasn't anyone who could stand up to these heavily armed Arabs!
There was over 400 of us scared passengers but we were not enough to match the strength and weaponry of the lone hijacker. What else could we do but stay in our seats and make phone calls on our cell phones to our loved ones.
Officer, I forgot you tell you. They also had a pair of these: