As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a
grave-side service for a homeless man, with no family or friends, who
had died while traveling through the area. The funeral was to be held
at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first
to be laid to rest there.
As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost; and
being a typical man I did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an
hour late. I saw the crew, eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in
sight. I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and stepped to the
side of the open grave, where I saw the vault lid already in place. I
assured the workers I would not hold them long but this was the proper
thing to do.
The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I poured out my
heart and soul. As I preached, the workers began to say "Amen," "Praise
the Lord," and "Glory," I preached, and I preached, like I'd never
preached before: from Genesis all the way to Revelations.
I closed the lengthy service with a prayer and walked to my car. I felt
I had done my duty for the homeless man and that the crew would leave
with a renewed sense of purpose and dedication, in spite of my
tardiness.
As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of
the workers saying to another, "I ain't never seen anything like this
before.. and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
R.I.P.
by BrendaCloutier 4 Replies latest social humour
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BrendaCloutier
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Double Edge
ROFL.... that's a good one... THANKS for ending my day on a "fun" note.... I needed a laugh today...
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AuldSoul
Thanks, (((Brenda))), I needed that.
AuldSoul
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Calliope
LOL
and that was my good night story! thanks.
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starstuff
Thank you for the laughs!
starstuff