What would Jesus be like today?

by Star Moore 9 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Star Moore
  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    he would be just like LittleToe.

    i know it.

    TS

  • stevenyc
  • flyphisher
    flyphisher

    What would Jesus be like today?

    (if in flesh): He would be an unemployed guy, too weird to get a job, with no money, no mates, homeless. He would be coerced to a psychiatry treatment and finally, he would disappear in an unknown asylum. If he were a JW, he promptly would be disfellowshipped.

  • slugga
    slugga

    Well he wouldn't have any privileges because of the beard

  • BlessedStar
    BlessedStar

    Jesus is the same today, yesterday and forevermore.

    He would never change. He loves us.

    BlessedStar

  • Clam
    Clam

    I'm sure he'd be a member of this board.

    No way he'd be a lurker.

    He'd also be surprised at how the carpentry industry has moved on; what with all the safety equipment and power tools.

  • Lilycurly
    Lilycurly

    Yes, LittleToe... whenever I see his avatar and the way he talks, I think of Jesus.

  • MungoBaobab
  • peacefulpete
    peacefulpete

    JCannon?

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