A Safe Natural Way to Feel Better!

SWALKER

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor
or pharmacist about Tequila ®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out
of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and
willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and
with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles
that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant
or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't
mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money,
loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache,
dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night
rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila®: Leave Shyness Behind!

juni

Love tequilla - not straight though. Just don't drink too much and be out in the hot sun. Recipe for puking.

BadPammie

According to Jo Nichols, Tequila makes your clothes fall off.

BadPammie!

Robdar

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,

erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money,

loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache,

dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night

rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

It's because of the above side effects that I decided to give up Tequila (sometimes better know as Tokillya)

BrendaCloutier

Tequilla and sobriety don't mix.

Bumble Bee

My hubby says that Jose guy is a bad, bad man!

For me it's gin.

BB

Soledad

TEQUILA!

Also known as Liquid Panty Remover™!

Think

I know better way! Study carefuly WT magazine. Underline Questions and Answers. Reread and rething. Meditate. Think how to improve your Ministry for Watchtower. Read more Watchtower magazines. Share them with poor souls at work. Show them how to became one of us, drones, this is ONLY way to happiness. Try to spend more hrs in service to WT, 150 hrs in the beginning ia a good spritual goal. Repeat Thi habit every day to be more spiritual person. Don't try to understand Bible by yourself, this goal can be dangerous, you can fade from "TRUE FAITH"

Yours concerned Brothers in Brooklin

Faraon

I like Tequila, not for what it does to me, but I like to give it to girls. Somehow my image improves.

Faraon

A Safe Natural Way to Feel Better!

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