Sam had been a soldier at war for more than three years,
during which he had been in many battles and won many
decorations. He was finally discharged from service and
returned home to a wife and son whom he hadn't seen in almost
four years.
As he was walking up the path to his house, his young son
spotted him and yelled, "Mommy, Mommy, here comes Daddy, and
he's got a purple heart on!" to which the mother replied, "I
don't give a damn what color it is! Let him in, and you go
play at the Joneses' for a couple hours."
Hero's Return
by Clam 3 Replies latest social humour
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Clam
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tall penguin
Very funny. Thanks for the laugh. I needed that.
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greendawn
The lower nature of man is always there and demands to be satisfied.
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jeanniebeanz
The lower nature of man is always there and demands to be satisfied.
Lower nature? You mean his purple boner or this thread? Jean