A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class
was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying
attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He
was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently
been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him
to go down to the principal's office. He was to phone his
mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and
returned to his class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She
went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk
with his penis hanging out.
"I thought I told you to call your mom." she screamed.
"I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it
out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
Circumcision
by Clam 9 Replies latest social humour
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Clam
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BlackSwan of Memphis
hahaha, that was funny!
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DaveNwisconsin
Too funny!
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Cordelia
LOL -
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Virgochik
Hehehaha, my husband will love this!
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wombat
Rarely does one hear a new joke...That's a good one.
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deeskis
that's a goodie!!
but just curious. are brits getting circumcised these days. When I came to Oz 24 years ago it was usually the norm, and I was surprised as in the UK at that time only the Jews were "done" .......the tide has turned now in Australia, although it is still done. I know It can also be an american custom too! So did it become more popular, or out of fashion?
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wombat
Deeskis....Are you aware that our own Prime Minister, John Howard, has not been circumsised?
There's just no end to the bastard.
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Clam
Deeskis no it's still not common here in the UK.
Echoing the two opposing side in the English Civil War, you're either a cavalier or a roundhead, and the cavaliers are in a big majority!
