An 70-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
back
a semen sample tomorrow."
the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
like
this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with
my
left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried
with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her
mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still
nothing.
with
both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her
knees, but still nothing."
Edited to make the man older!
Sperm Count
by MsMcDucket 4 Replies latest social humour
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MsMcDucket
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joelbear
that was a good one and I think it shows why we should oppose gay marriage.
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Emma
"An 50-year-old man"
"The next day the old man " ?
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MsMcDucket
The next day the old man " ?
Yeah, the 50-year-"old man". Ok, I'll change it.
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xjwms
Funny stuff
LOL
Thanks.....I needed a laugh today.