Another blonde joke

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    The Blonde House Painter

    This blonde decides one day that she is sick and
    tired of all these blonde
    jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
    so she decides to show her
    husband that blondes really are smart. While her
    husband is off at work, she
    decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms
    in the house. The next
    day, right after her husband
    leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
    Her husband arrives home
    at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.
    He walks into the living
    room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool
    of sweat. He notices
    that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
    the same time. He goes
    over and asks her if she is ok. She
    replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies
    that she wanted to prove
    to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she
    wanted to do it by painting
    the house.
    He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her
    fur coat. She replies
    that she was reading the directions on the paint can
    and they said....

    FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS

    "By doubting we come at truth" -Cicero

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