The Blonde House Painter
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and
tired of all these blonde
jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her
husband that blondes really are smart. While her
husband is off at work, she
decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms
in the house. The next
day, right after her husband
leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home
at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.
He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool
of sweat. He notices
that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time. He goes
over and asks her if she is ok. She
replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies
that she wanted to prove
to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she
wanted to do it by painting
the house.
He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her
fur coat. She replies
that she was reading the directions on the paint can
and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS
"By doubting we come at truth" -Cicero