by Low-Key Lysmith 8 Replies latest social humour
So there's this old farmer that had been having sex with his pig for the last few years. Being a devout Catholic, he began to feel guilty about his deeds and went to see the Priest to make his confession.
"Bless me Father for I have sinned" he said. "I have been having sexual intercourse with my pig for some time now."
The Priest answered "whew, that's a pretty big sin. Let me ask you this, is it a male or a female pig?"
The farmer answers, "What do you think I am, some sort of queer?"
-Breck
Lovely! Thanks for that! :-)
Dave
I apologize if I have offended any farmers, pigs, priests, or homosexuals. This joke was just too funny to keep to myself.
Best intentions intended,
-Breck
I don't get it?
HAHAHA! Thanks!
Did you hear about the two cows in the padock?
One cow said "Moo", and the other cow turn and looked at 1st cow and said, "Damn, I was about to say that".
I dont get either of them, lol
