Strange Song about JW's

by drew sagan 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • drew sagan
    drew sagan

    I remember a friend telling me about this song around 8 years ago. It was right when I first got involved in the JW's. It's a pretty strange song, one that was obviously written by someone that didn't know much about Jehovah's Witnesses. Anyway, the memory of it came out of my subconscious today. I find it as strange today as I did when I first heard it. I thought I would share:

    Band: Blanks 77
    Album: Killer Blanks
    Song: Jehovahs Witness

    JEHOVAH'S WITNESS
    HERE THEY COME KNOCKING AT MY DOOR
    DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE
    I"M STILL SLEEPING, CAN'T YOU SEE
    JEHOVAHS WITNESS, BOTHERING ME
    WE DON'T WANT NO PAMHLETS
    NO DONATION FROM ME,
    YOU BRAINWASHED TONS O' PEOPLE
    BUT YOU'LL NEVER FOOL ME
    GET YOUR HAND OUTTA THE COLLECTION PLATE!
    SAVE THAT FOR THE GOD YOU CREATE!
    CHAPELS ARE MADE OF SILVER AND GOLD
    YOUR TEACHING IS A SCAM FOR THE MONEY YOU HOLD
    WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST THINK FOR THEMSELVES
    ORGANIZED RELIGION'S A JOKE
    BELIEVE WHAT THEY SAY, DON'T QUESTION THE WORD
    I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE!
    YOU DRINK HIS BLOOD AND EAT HIS FLESH
    SOUNDS PRETTY SICK TO ME
    WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH
    WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET ME BE!

    Link to webpage:
    http://www.radicalrecords.com/bands/blanks77/killer-blanks.htm#05

    I don't like this kind of stuff, but since it's about JW's I figured somebody had to put it up on the board.

  • Wild_Thing
    Wild_Thing

    Did anybody else think immediately of singing this to the tune of the Monkees song?

    Here they come ...

  • Quotes
    Quotes

    Yes, Wild_Thing, I did. That was my first reaction.

    ~Q

  • Kaput
    Kaput
    I don't like this kind of stuff, but since it's about JW's I figured somebody had to put it up on the board.

    Thank you for sharing, drew.

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