JEHOVAH and JESUS Arrested In Texas

by West70 8 Replies latest social current

  • West70
    West70

    I AM ASSUMING THAT IN ALL LIKELIHOOD THAT THE 16 YEAR OLD WAS NAMED "JESUS":










    By Jay Gorania


    Odessa American


    The SWAT team came with a bright light and loud noise, but narcotics officers say they arrested two Odessa males and charged them with felony counts of possession of marijuana without incident.

    Acting on a search warrant, officers from the Odessa Police Department's Narcotics/Vice unit were assisted by the SWAT team who utilized a loud and bright diversion device and two canine units in making their arrests, according to Detective Jesse Garcia. Officers seized approximately five pounds of marijuana and $800 dollars, which Detective Gregory Travland said was the, "proceeds from the sales."

    "People in the area were complaining about what was going on there," he said while pointing to the home at 801 25th St. where the arrests were made.


    Garcia said that Jehovah Hernandez, 18, and his 16-year-old brother were arrested and charged with possession of marijuana. Garcia declined to release the name of the 16-year-old because he is a minor. In making the arrest, Garcia said the SWAT team used a diversion device that resembles a grenade.


    "There's a really loud noise and a bright flash," he said, adding that it distracts people who law enforcement officials are attempting to arrest.


    Garcia declined to comment on the details of what the probable cause was in getting the search warrant, but he added that the document will become a matter of public record.


    http://www.oaoa.com/news/nw022306h.htm

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce
    Jehovah Hernandez, 18, and his 16-year-old brother [Jesus]

    I don't know about Jehovah and his brother Jesus but their parents were on dopey weed that's for sure

  • Clam
    Clam

    Has Jehovah got Witnesses?

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce
    Has Jehovah got Witnesses?

    LOL - A purpose at last for JW's!

    Let's blog all good Texan JW's to get down the courthouse and sing "we're Jehovah's Witnesses ".

  • Kenneson
    Kenneson

    Please don't tell me that their parents are named Mary and Joseph.

  • West70
    West70

    The odds are probably fairly high that Jehovah's and Jesus's parents are named Jose and Maria Hernandez.

  • West70
    West70

    I don't care if noone else finds this funny - I find it hilarious.

    I guess it is because I once knew of an old man in a neighboring community whose parents had also named him "Jehovah".

    As typical, as various JWs continously moved in and out of the area over the decades, and local JWs would forget to "warn" them about this guy, they would eventually run into this man, who would give them a hardtime about being "his" witnesses.

  • LDH
    LDH
    As typical, as various JWs continously moved in and out of the area over the decades, and local JWs would forget to "warn" them about this guy, they would eventually run into this man, who would give them a hardtime about being "his" witnesses.

    bwa ha ha ha

  • Rabbit
    Rabbit

    Ouick ! Somebody call the WTS -- tell 'em they better bring bail money down to Texas !

    I think the WHOLE GB needs to come down...wouldn't be a terrible thing if some pot was found in their limo ?

    Hey...they've got money and lawyers...I just sayin'...

    Rabbit

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