An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of Church
services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the
act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38! "
(Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins
may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police
and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take
him in, he asked the burglar,
"Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture
to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!"
The would be burglar
by MsMcDucket 3 Replies latest social humour
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MsMcDucket
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misanthropic
That is a good one! And it's a nice clean joke I can forward to some of my friends.
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Nina
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Perfect post.
Nina