alliwannadoislive - Do you only get Father Ted in Britain? If so the rest of the world is really missing out on something very funny! What about having Father Teds tea lady going up and down the aisle trying to persuade everyone to have a cup of tea
And how about this for a Theocratic Ministry School Review... Father Ted style....
1. WARM-UP: Who is the fathers' tea lady?
Mrs Doyle
Mrs Royle
Mrs Soyle
Mandy
2. Which is not a character in Father Ted?
Dougal
Mary
Bishop Brennan
Graham Lineham
3. What was wrong with Samprass' (Dougals hampster) bike in the first episodeof Series 3?
Flat tyre
Bent handle bars
Wheel misalignment
Breaks failed
4. What was the name of the quiz show host who stayed with the Fathers?
Henry Sellers
Henry Kelly
Bob Holeness
Chris Tarrent
5. Complete the title of this following episode: Cigerettes, Alchohol and ______:
Cake
Bricks
Tea
Rollerblading
6. What do John and Mary run:
A shop
A fair
A bakery
A pub
7. Complete this Father Jack phrase: I love my _______:
Drink
Pledge dust guard
Brake fluid
Brick
8. When Father Jack sobered up, he pointed to Father Ted and refered to him as ________:
Dick-head
Arse monkey
Gob shite
Arse face
9. What's the name of Graham Norton's character?
Father Noel Edmonds
Father Noel Furlong
Father John Bundy
John
10. How many series of Father Ted were there?
1
2
3
4
11. Who wrote Father Ted?
Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
Henry Beard and John Boswell
Richard Fegen and Andrew Norriss
Arthur Mathews and Graham Lineham
12. What was the name of Father Jacks' replacement?
Father Lack
Father Stack
Father Smith
Father Crowly
13. What was written on the sign Pat Mustard had in his milk float?
Milkmen do it on your doorstep
Milkmen do it daily
Milkmen do it in a pint bottle
Milkmen do it early in the morning
14. How many records did Dougal have in his collection in A Song for Ireland?
0
1
2
5
15. Which of the following is not a title of an episode?
The Mainland
Chirpy chirpy sheep sheep
Competition Time
My Lovely Horse