A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to
Jerusalem. While
they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her
shipped home for
$5,000,or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for
$150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just
have her shipped
home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to
ship your wife
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and
you would spend
only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried
here, and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take
that chance."
Bury spouse in holy land?
by Chimene 2 Replies latest social humour
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Chimene
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loathjw
My husband just called me on his cell from the airport so I told him your joke.
He's still laughing...
Oh, now he's telling his buds
they like it too!