Toys and Religions
Capitalism He who dies with the most toys, wins.
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Hari Krishna He who plays with the most toys wins.
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Judaism He who buys toys at the lowest price wins.
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Catholicism He who denies himself the most toys wins.
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Anglican They were our toys first.
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Greek Orthodox No, they were OURS first.
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Branch Davidians He who dies playing with the biggest toys wins.
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Atheism There is no toy maker.
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Islam You must force the world to play with this exact toy, other toys are forbidden.
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Polytheism There are many toy makers
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Evolutionism The toys made themselves.
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Taoism The doll is as important as the dumptruck.
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Mormonism Every boy may have as many toys as he wants.
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Voodoo Let me borrow that doll for a second...
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Jehovah's Witnesses He who places the most toys door to door wins.
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Pentacostalism He whose toys can talk wins.
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Existentialism Toys are a figment of your imagination.
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Confucianism Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.
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Non-denominationalism We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play!