by Clam 7 Replies latest social humour
I’ve sometimes wondered how the Governing Body™ would celebrate the Memorial®. I imagine that they would probably all be together, perhaps dressed in robes with fake haloes; possibly made from old wire coat hangers and tinsel. In this way, along with the bread, wine and Nisan the 14 th thing, they’d be going for realism.
What do they do? Does anyone know?
"Cheer up it's almost the end of the world" by the artist Canelloni
mmm I always imagine it more like this:
Note to golf: I did not take this photo.
I imagine that they would probably all be together, perhaps dressed in robes with fake haloes; possibly made from old wire coat hangers and tinsel.
You can just imagine the younger bethelite workers taking the piss dressing the senile old bastards up like this and them not having the marbles not to realise whats happening to them. I wonder, is it a sin to dribble and crap yourself during the memorial?
so then guys, what might you order for for your last supper??!...I think i'd go for an entree of Dolmates, followed by some antipasto, followed by some vegiedelight for mains!...none of that levened bread trash... x
Can you imagine the leaders of a harmful cult being worthy to participate in the body and blood of the Christ given also the numerous erroneous beliefs that they hold?
Above all there will be no liars in heavenly Jerusalem and they subsist on lying and deceiving their members. They fall very far short of the right standard.
They are all assigned to their own halls and thats where they go for memorial.
The kindgom hall thats inside bethel in NY gets people coming from all around the country claiming to be anointed just so they can take in the bread and wine at the HQ, I guess it makes them feel more ligit.
Ah Thanks IP_Sec I was seriously curious.
