Sorry if you've seen this before folks.
I have leared the ways of potbelly stoves these past two winters and winter is in the air here.
unclebruce
Technology for Country Folk
by unclebruce 2 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Mastodon
You might be a "high tech redneck" if...
* If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com".
* If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page".
* If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a lap top".
* If your lap top has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson".
* If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.
* If your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT".
* If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
* If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go", and you still don't miss her.
* If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on.
* If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy".
* If your screen saver is a bit map image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal.
* If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all".
* If you drive with un-opened AOL diskettes in the back of your truck. -
unclebruce
LMAO! Thanks Mastodon.
I should read these with my Texan greatest hits CD orn.
I have to register a .com address soon .. over.yonder.com sounds good