His wife left him

by MsMcDucket 3 Replies latest social humour

  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket

    My wife left me...

    I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to
    cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big
    drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends.

    Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from
    grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup. I said,
    "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
    She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

    I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

    I don't think she'll be back.

  • KW13
    KW13

    haha i have to steal that for another site i am at, lol that made me laugh some!

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