An Irishman named O'Malley went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor sighed and looked O'Malley in the eye and said, "I've
some bad news for you. You have cancer, and it can't be cured. You'd best put your affairs in order."
to compose himself and walk from the doctor's office into the waiting
room, where his son was waiting.
"Well son, we Irish celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go well. In this case, things aren't so well. I have cancer. Let's head to the pub and have a few pints."
After 3 or 4 pints the two were feeling a little less somber..
There were some laughs and some more beers. They were eventually
approached by some of O'Malley's friends, who were curious as to
what the two were celebrating.
O'Malley told them they were drinking to his impending end. He
told his friends, "I have been diagnosed with AIDS."
The friends gave O'Malley their condolences, and they had a
couple of more beers. After the friends left, O'Malley's son leaned
over and whispered his confusion.
"Dad, I thought you told me that you were dying of cancer, and
you just told your friends that you were dying of AIDS!"
O'Malley said, "I don't want any of them sleeping with your
Mother after I am gone."
The Irish
by ringo5 3 Replies latest social humour
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ringo5
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lilybird
As the daughter of an Irish man , thanks for sharing the joke.. LOL
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BlackSwan of Memphis
Haha, that was funny.
Coming from the granddaughter of an Irishman, and always on the lookout for a good irish joke, I really liked that.
meagan
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greendawn
The Irish do have a great and twisted sense of humour and I quite enjoy their jokes.