Witnessess are like...

beautifulisfree

My 'worldly' friend told me this the other day and I thought it was pretty funny
JDubs are like mushrooms they are kept in the dark and fed sh!t.

Okay your turn- Witnessess are like:
bennyk

"Lobotomized members of an evil, family-destroying cult."
Well, that isn't a simile. It's just a definition.
Next: Witnesses are like:
greendawn

That's a very smart description and it is very true in their case, someone described them as monsters and indeed they are though at the level of the WTS and not really the individual JW, their ideology is monstrous very unbalanced and absurd.
TresHappy

smelly farts on a elevator...no one wants to smell them either.
free2beme

Are like a box of chocalates, your never know what your going to get and more often then not you get one that is full of nuts!
moggy lover

...... are like a confused godfather:
They're always making you an offer you can't understand
Cheers