Letting it all hang out: Dubs and nudism

by Zep 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • Zep
    Zep

    Dubs will tell you that Gods original plan to have the Earth turned into a garden Paradise with humans running around picking fruit hasn't changed. It was that way once with Adam and Eve, and will be again. Why would God change his original plan they ask? Therefore, according to dubs, the vast majority of believers can look forward to a resurrection on earth(bar 144,000). There is only one small thing. One of the conditions of Gods original plan was that Adam and Eve were naked. Does this then mean that future inhabitants of Paradise will be Naked too. That they will all be running around, mowing lawn, trimming hedges, picking fruit, frolicking in the long grass... Naked? I find this hard to believe when you consider the current standard of dress at your local KH. But it was Gods original plan that man and woman be naked... again, why would God change that plan like the dubs say. It must be so. In the 'next system of things', just after Armageddon, all Dubs (just after they've finished cleaning up all those dead bodies) will get their gear off like God intended and Paradise will be turned into the biggest nudist colony anyone has ever seen. Wow, it will be just like a European episode of Big Brother...Gad damn!

    ...so anyone else got any sCaRY ThoUgHts?

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Zep, old son, seems to me that it's a prospect to think twice about. At last year's Zone Visit meeting in Sydney our visiting Yank proclaimed: "We're gonna rule the world!" Oh dear! I don't think so somehow.

    BTW if all those nude bods turns you on, I've got some bad news for you! You'll be kept too busy by those new world ruling class to have any time for fun. Haven't you noticed that they keep fun out of life now?

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    "A lie which is half a truth is ever the blackest of lies"
    ALFRED, LORD TENNYSON, The Grandmother

  • Amazing
    Amazing

    Maybe we jumped out of the Borg too fast wihtout considering this additional benefit of the New System. - Amazing

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Amazing: Hmmmmmm

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    "A lie which is half a truth is ever the blackest of lies"
    ALFRED, LORD TENNYSON, The Grandmother

  • joelbear
    joelbear

    When man clothed himself, he took his first step towards extinction.

    Nudity is the answer to all of man's problems.

    Nakedness makes you truly free and part of the natural world.

    skin to skin hugs

    Joel

  • Zep
    Zep

    I dont know, an eternity of picking fruit, mowing lawn and making daisy chains naked...sounds alright to me OZ. Just look at all those pics in the WT of the 'great crowd' marching up the mountain all triumphant...and then think 'naked'. You dont know what you guys are missing out on...

  • ARoarer
    ARoarer

    Geeesh, I thought we had to wear dresses down below our knees with heeled shoes while petting the tigers. I guess the perverts in leadership prefer nudity when they are "ruling the world" , this way they can look at all the little children and take thier pick since there will be no more authorities of Ceasar to answer to.

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