The Secret of Successful Watchtower Deception (WT 5/15)

by metatron 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • metatron
    metatron

    It's so EASY! Just identify your problems - and then assert the opposite! Are you alcoholic? Tell everyone you never touch the stuff!

    Broke? Tell everyone how rich you are! It's easy and fun!

    So, with this principle in hand, we can analyse the latest Watchtower's main study article, "The Joys of Walking in Integrity" (May15)

    It asserts that JW's enjoy:

    "an accurate knowledge of Bible teachings"

    like what? baptising teenagers instead of adults? setting dates for Armageddon? emphasizing the name "Jehovah" even though

    Jesus ("our Father") , Paul (1 Cor 8:6 , "there is actually to us one God, the Father") and John avoided it? ( no "Jehovah" in any of

    his letters). After seeing every doctrine germane to Jehovah's Witnesses ripped apart and disproven over the past few years, you'd

    think they'd make some sort of effort to defend themselves, in response to the internet - but their silence speaks volumes.

    here's some others:

    "Happy family life"

    Huh? what are you talking about? Shunning relatives who don't "believe"? Watching your kids "leave the truth"?

    Seeing Brother Prominent run off with younger Sister NiceMelons?

    "Assurance that world problems will soon be solved"

    Hello? what part of '120 years of false expectations' don't you understand? Does the word "soon" have any real meaning

    in this fantasy-land?

    "Knowing what brings true happiness"

    Would that be Prozac? Paxil? Welbutrin? Xanax? Cognitive Therapy? Could I check the medicine cabinets of publishers

    in any average congregation for pharmaceuticals to prevent depression? Didn't the Awake magazine abandon this topic

    out of embarassment?

    "A personal relationship with Jehovah and support from the international brotherhood"

    A personal relationship, you say? If God won't converse with you and expects you to strictly obey instructions given only

    in dead languages, is that personal? Is that support from the brotherhood COMPLETELY CONDITIONAL on my meeting

    attendance AND the approval of the elders who can expel whoever they wish? Is this support too feeble to allow communal

    meals at assemblies, because the 'international brotherhood' won't contribute for food service? And if they can't manage

    even that, what then?

    "the hope of seeing dead loved ones again"

    Oh, you mean after I am completely reduced to atoms, God will create an exact copy of me in the future, because there's

    absolutely no 'soul' or anything that survives ? that "hope"?

    The sad seduction of all this is, that eventually, pretending that problems don't exist becomes easier and cheaper than

    trying to fix them honestly.....

    and I think that's how most empires fall apart. Good luck with that, Watchtower.

    metatron

  • What-A-Coincidence
    What-A-Coincidence

    i totally agree Metatron...

    they try to make unpleasurebale things pleasureable ... like meetings, service, etc.

    Don't wok no mo WT! at least not for me.

  • Mary
    Mary
    Is this support too feeble to allow communal meals at assemblies, because the 'international brotherhood' won't contribute for food service?

    No kidding. After whining about the cost and labour involved in transporting the foods for the assemblies, they finished off with this:

    km 2/95 p. 4 1995 District Convention Simplification: We highly esteem the fine benefits of the spiritual program. To let physical food assume undue importance would be unwise. It is vital that each one "make sure of the more important things" in this regard.

    Hey, I guess that would explain why the numbskulls don't do charity work eh? All that physical food would "assume undue importance". And really, doesn't the Craptower magazine taste just like chicken soup when you add water to it?

    BTW, great post Metatron.

  • Hawkeye
    Hawkeye

    I totally agree!

    The Watchtower is built on deception. I'm glad I'm not a part of this anymore. Makes me remember how unhappy I was being a dub....

    Thanks for your insight!

    Hawk

  • Honesty
    Honesty

    To top it all off, when we figure it is all a load of cheap manure they get really upset when we refuse to sit quietly in the dark and eat it.

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus
    they try to make unpleasurebale things pleasureable ... like meetings, service, etc.

    Really? I thought they just declared those things to be pleasurable...

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