While watching a football game a couple weeks back, Eileen and I were
discussing life and death. I told her, "Just so you know, I never want
to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from
a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.
***If you've all ready seen this joke, just humor me and act like you didn't***