I'm Bad!

by Undecided 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • Undecided
    Undecided

    My step-grandson has been staying with us all week and his mother came up yesterday. Jordan, my step-grandson was having trouble with an erection and was kidding his mother about it. She said he has problems with it when he goes to school and has to pull his shirt down over the hump. She told him maybe Papa-T(that's what all the grandkids call me) could tell you how to handle that problem. I looked at her and balled up my fist and shook it a couple of times. You should have seen her expression.

    That's the only way us kids handled it when I was young. Any suggestions???

    Ken P.

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    he could carry a big notebook?

    or..keep talking about his erections at family gatherings..that should permanently damage his libido eventually lol

  • TwoBlackBelts
    TwoBlackBelts

    It'd be funny if it wasn't for the fact that he'll be given some bullshit reason to feel bad about himself.

  • prophecor
    prophecor
    I looked at her and balled up my fist and shook it a couple of times. You should have seen her expression.

    That's the only way us kids handled it when I was young. Any suggestions???

    Sorry Kenny P, but the game remains the same whether your 7 or 70, that's the way us adults handle it too!!!

  • Mary
    Mary

    Geeze, what's wrong with you people? Ain't nobody gonna quote from the Society's literature on how to deal with this 'problem'?

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    yy chap. 5 p. 41 Masturbation and Homosexuality ***

    But what if, under even ordinary circumstances, you feel passion building up within you? How can you find relief? Not by resorting to masturbation, but by getting your mind, heart and body onto another track. You can do some work, engage in physical exercise, play a game or go for a walk. It is good to find someone to talk to who has your respect, even call someone like that on the phone if necessary. Reading—even aloud—the Bible or publications explaining the Bible is one of the finest helps....... Another thing that may be helpful is to see to it that your clothing does not unnecessarily cause friction with the sexual organs......... .In fact, masturbation can lead into homosexuality....

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    yp chap. 26 p. 207 Masturbation—How Can I Fight the Urge? ***

    A 27-year-old man who had struggled with the habit since he was 11 was finally able to gain the victory. "It was a matter of going on the offensive," he explained. "I read the Bible, at least two chapters every single day without exception."

  • Highlander
    Highlander

    You can do some work, engage in physical exercise, play a game or go for a walk. It is good to find someone to talk to who has your respect, even call someone like that on the phone if necessary. Reading—even aloud—the Bible or publications explaining the Bible is one of the finest helps

    I tried all those things... didn't work.

    I went for a run. You should have seen the looks of the other joggers when they saw my erection heading there way.

    I tried reading. But there's just something wrong when I picture myself with a big boner and the bible open in front of me.

    I tried calling someone, that just turned into a bit of phone sex. But hey, at least I got off!

  • Undecided
    Undecided

    I can remember laying in the yard hammock and praying to Jehovah to help me overcome the problem and to forgive me with tears in my eyes. A few nights later and bang, it happened again. Sure was glad when I got married, didn't have to worry about it again. We did it every night for six months except when she was having her period. One night I was tired and just went to sleep after six months and she cried, she thought I was tired of having sex with her.

    Remembering the good old days.

    Ken P.

  • Highlander
    Highlander

    One night I was tired and just went to sleep after six months and she cried, she thought I was tired of having sex with her.

    LMAO!

    So true, bring a girl flowers every day. Miss one day and she exclaims. "Why don't you love me anymore!!!!" WAAAAHHHH!!!!

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