Gov announced new US emblem

by plmkrzy 4 Replies latest social humour

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  plmkrzy

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/file/A9A292FD-4AB7-41FC-AC25-C67482597F9D/thumb.ashx
  The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
  
  A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
  
  Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that."

  
  I have edited this post way too many times trying to get the picture to appear in it.
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  candidlynuts

  lol
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  heathen

  LMAO . where you been hiding at plmkrzy Yah I figure the new emblem needs a new motto of "screw all the people all the time".
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  nomoreTRUTHplz

  that's hilarious thanks for the laugh
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  plmkrzy

  Sorry folks I tried and tried to get that little condom to stay in the thread but every time I hit the submit button it disappears.

  My brother sent that to me this morning. Thought it was just too cute not to post. hehehe