Imagine Biblical heroes and what they might have said: Example: Moses.....

by whyizit 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • whyizit
    whyizit

    I know God has sense of humor. I believe I have been the butt of a few of His jokes! :0)

    So when I saw this one, I just burst out laughing! It's like I was there, ya know?!

    And Moses looked upon the Lord and said: "We are your chosen people and you want us to cut the tips off of our WHAT?!"

    Got any more good ones? I could sure use some laughter. Been working my tail off and having a lot of back pain. Not complaining, though! I love my job. I just feel a little underappreciated and over-worked sometimes. My brain just needs a little fun, for a change! My husband took up some of the slack and I have a whole couple of hours to browse and see what you all have been up to!

  • ColdRedRain
    ColdRedRain

    Lot: Girls, don't spread your mother on the popcorn!

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    King David to his men: "I need you to circumcise at least 10,000 Philistines today, and try to be back by five, we're having fried clams tonight"

  • lucifer
    lucifer

    Jesus- "I get baptized, me, the son of God, and all you can do is send a dove. PUH-Leassse

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    Jesus on the cross: "Hey, Peter! I can see your house from here!"

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