A lonely spinster, aged 81, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED, MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (80's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT CHASE OTHER WOMEN AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
The woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you....you have no legs!"
The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot chase other women!"
She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
Again the old man smiled. "Nor can I beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"
A Lonely Spinster
by MidwichCuckoo 9 Replies latest social humour
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MidwichCuckoo
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lovelylil
Good one! That gave me a good laugh, thanks.
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anewme
I liked it too!
Funny how I fall for a man with confidence!!!!
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Double Edge
LOL
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TresHappy
Funny, cute joke!
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greendawn
He made good use of his powerlessness and turned it to his own advantage. So he is a smart person, lol.
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prophecor
First Laugh of the Day. Good One MWC!!!
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Virgochik
That was good! I laughed out loud! HAHA!
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MsMcDucket
Midwich, I'm going to have to steal that from you! I'm gonna send it to a few people!
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Sad emo
ROFL!!!
Now that is a classic amongst classics!