During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God,
Moses, and St. Peter concluded hat the behavior of
Former President Clinton and Representative Condit had
brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.
They worked long and hard in a brain storming
session to try to settle on the wording of the new
commandment, because they had realized that it should
have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original
ten.
After many revisions, they finally agreed that the
eleventh commandment should be:
"Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."
April
"Love never dies." Voivodul Vlad Draculea (from Bram Stoker's Dracula-1992)