Surgeons and JW Elders

by inbyathread 4 Replies latest social humour

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  inbyathread

  Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to
  operate on.

  
  The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my
  operating table because when you open them up, everything is numbered."

  
  The second responds,"Yeah,but you should try electricians!
  Everything inside them is color coded."

  The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are
  the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

  
  The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like
  construction workers. Thoses guys always understand when you
  have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer
  than you said it would."

  
  But, the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
  "You're all wrong. Jehovah Witness Elders are easiest to operate on. There's no
  guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head
  and the ass are interchangeable.
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  blondie

  I've heard that one before only it was "politicians." But JWs are all politicians within the organization, trying to move up, get more privileges.
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  greendawn

  I agree taht they don't have much of a brain or a heart that's why they have turned into robots that will viciously attack and harm any JWs that step out of line.
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  lovelylil

  Now that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  moggy lover

  Or how about this one:

  These three surgeons were discussing their most complicated operations they had performed

  The first one mentioned his complicated heart operations.

  Thats nothing, said the second, "Iv'e done some real complicated brain operations"

  The third, an Aussie [Uncle Bruce's uncle, actually] said: "That's nothing, mate, you should have seen the tonsil operations I have performed on Jehovah"s Witnesses"

  TONSIL operations????

  "Yep" quote the Aussie, "The buggers keep their traps shut, so I had to use the other end!"

  Boom Boom

  Cheers