by Stephanus 5 Replies latest jw friends
Knowing how Dubs love suits and ties, I've always wondered what would happen to a Dub who turned up at the Hall or for field service wearing a custom made suit that while being of a very ordinary cut, was made from, say, paisley pattern material.
Any other "What-Ifs?What I'd Like To See"s?
Stephanus I don't know if this qualifies or not but I'll share anyways.
When younger, around 11 or 12, it was the 80's and all sorts of new fashion ties were being sported at the kingdom hall. Me and another girl decided to give out 'Tie Awards' to the brothers. We'd make up teeny little certificates at home before the meeting, 1st - 2nd - 3rd, and at the end of the meeting hand them out. It was quite popular amongst the brothers. They were all buying new ties regularly. Hilarious. Eventually the PO decided it wasn't good and put a stop to it. (meanwhile he never got an award.)
Jaracz disfellowshipped for pedophilia
The watchtower corp crumble to it's knees.
Any other "What-Ifs?What I'd Like To See"s?
Hundreds of TV documentaries detailing the false prophecies, changing doctrines and unscriptural practices of the WATCHTOWER BIBLE and TRACT SOCIETY™ aired so that any potential victims of this cult would be well aware of what they are getting themselves into if they agree to a home 'bible study.'
Tie of the evening award quashed by POed PO - Hilarious!
The rest of the responses, while all noble and what we'd all like to see happen to the org, are not of the frivolous, flippant nature I was fishing for. You know, things like an elder having to go out in service in a delivery truck with a giant pizza on top, because it's the only wheels available at all - that kind of thing...
