> >A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
> >informs
> >the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is
> >just
> >a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with
> >love and compassion.
> >After 18 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. His Dad takes
> >him
> >to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the
> >biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on
>
> >curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes
> >his
> >first sip of alcohol.
> >
> >Swoooop! A torso pops out!
> >
> >The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy.
> >
> >The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.
> >
> >The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
> >
> >The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
> >
> >Swoooop! Two arms pops out.
> >
> >The bar goes wild The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink
> >again.
> >
> >The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
> >
> >The bartender ignores the whole affair.
> >
> >By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down,
> >grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.
> >
> >Swoooop! Two legs pop out.
> >
> >The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks
> >God.
> >
> >The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....then to the
>
> >right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck
> >smashes into him and kills him instantly.
> >
> >The bar falls silent. The father cries hysterically.
> >
> >The bartender sighs and says...
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >(wait for it)
> >
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> >
> >
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> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >(Drum roll)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "He should have quit while he was a head!"
>
joke about a head
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Tatiana
Ballistic, toooooo funny!
April
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MrMoe 2
I am no longer worthy to be called "super cheese" - I pass the torch onto you! I loved it!