http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Last_spot_in_heaven_taken%3B_hundreds_waitlisted
Damn. Looks like you're only going to live forever on earth.
Last spot in heaven taken by a recent JW convert
by ColdRedRain 6 Replies latest jw friends
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purplesofa
Funny
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cyd0099
Jesus explains the logistical space constraints of Heaven. Wow, now THAT was funny.
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itsallgoodnow
Jesus explains the logistical space constraints of Heaven. Wow, now THAT was funny.
I know. Exactly what I was gonna post. LOL.
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greendawn
One has to be naive to believe that any GB members will be going to heaven they are headed for precisely the opposite direction, the lake of fire in other words. They lied and deceived too much and such people won't be allowed in new Jerusalem.
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drew sagan
pretty funny, thanks for the link
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Mary
LMAO!! I'm surprised the WTS hasn't bitched about this being on the web and threaten to sue for embarassing them.